Character Breakdown & Sides

Casting Director is on screen the whole show, with Roger showing up in-between auditions.

The other 11 characters are auditioners who each have a short audition, about one to two pages, and then a potential outro scene if they are cast by audience votes. 

Character Breakdown

CASTING DIRECTOR - Female (30s - 50s) Under a lot of pressure, exasperated

ROGER - Male (20s - 30s) Assistant, over enthusiastic, go-getter

GINA MARIE - Female (30s) Stereotypical Staten Island mother of 13 year-old arsonist

KELLIN - Open Gender (Open age) Over the top Shakespearean actor

TANDY - Open Gender (20s - 30s) Intense, very energetic, must speak quickly intelligible and unintelligibly

JEFF - Male (20s - 30s) Cocky, bro, TV Fanatic

CARMEN - Female (Late teens - early 20s) Social media influencer

GREG - Male (20s) Earnest but can’t stay in frame for his life

WENDY - Open Gender (Open age) Commercial actor

PHYLLIS - Open Gender (Open age) Amazing actor, thinks they are garbage

RORY - Open Gender (Open age) Serious actor, oddly dressed, but doesn’t think so

TOM - Male (50s - 60s) Roger’s dad, bad with technology, does community theater

UMA - Female (Open age) Amazing actress, off-book but gets words wrong, exhausted

Sides

Please run through the scenes where your (up to two) character(s) are featured.  You do not have to memorize your lines for the audition.